Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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