let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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