Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
