This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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