Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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