she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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