At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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