i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
