Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
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kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
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Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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