I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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