when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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