pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
You can't just leave with hair like that
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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