Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
This is the prime rib incident all over again
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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