i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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