I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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