woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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