i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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