I molested 6 butterflies tonight
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Randomize
