no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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