My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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