you guys were way drunker than both of me
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
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The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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