Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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