I think i peed on brittanys purse
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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