they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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