So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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