If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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