he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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