I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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