Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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