Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Even my vagina gasped.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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