I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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