Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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