Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
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All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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