You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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