You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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