so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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