it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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