Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
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i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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