four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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The air was thick with penises
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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