it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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