is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
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