my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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