she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I need water and some morals
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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