then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
This is the high leading the old right now
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
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Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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