Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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