the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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