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(909): View more from California

dude i'm inner monologue high

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(520): View more from Arizona

he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it

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im ashamed your my cousin

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(940): View more from Texas

never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down

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(815): View more from Illinois

man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed

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(+61): View more from Australia

I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.

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(503): View more from Oregon

He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.

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(415): View more from California

She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...

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That's what friends are foooooooor!

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(630): View more from Illinois

I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink

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