im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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