Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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