you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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