I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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