Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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