Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I currently don't understand fingers.
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