People in love make me want to vomit
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
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You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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