how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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