Nicole vs. Life
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Who says no to sex and donuts?!