your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table