she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone