? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
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Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
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Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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