Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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