What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
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Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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