white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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