So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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